SOME FACTS AND HISTORY ABOUT TAX DAY On or before April 15th of each year millions of Americans rush to fill out and send in their annual income tax forms. The history of taxation in this country is very long, but originally the US government could not tax its citizens, and only by a later Constitutional Amendment it was able to carry out this function. Before 1919 Tax Day was on March 15th and was not changed to April 15th until 1954 to alleviate the work of the IRS employees with all of the late forms coming in.
Income Tax Day One Liners A penny saved is a government oversight. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"? Taxgiving Day = April 15th I'm a little worried about this year's income tax. I think I made it out wrong. I've got thirty-five cents left. I don't know if we'll ever get a cure for poverty, but the way taxes and prices are going up, we've got a sure cure for wealth! You should file your income tax, not chisel it. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? America is the land of opportunity. Everybody can become a taxpayer. It's hard to believe America was founded to avoid high taxation. Americans are now in a daze from intaxication. Drive carefully. Uncle Sam needs every taxpayer he can get. A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait until income tax time. When making out your income-tax report, be sure you don't overlook your most expensive dependent — the government.
Making out your own income tax return is something like a do-it-yourself mugging. A harp is a piano after taxes. What this country needs most is a SPCTT - The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Taxpayers. Death and taxes are inevitable, but death doesn't repeat itself. Everything we have is taxed — even our patience. No mans property is safe while Congress is in session. — Mark Twain We do not seem able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. — Will Rogers If your face is your fourtune, you won't have to pay any income tax. April is always a difficult month for Americans — even if your ship comes in, the IRS is right there to help you unload it.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040? Because for every $50 that you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.
Isn't it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of "May Day!"?
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